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You, broke: straight up shipping spider ham and spider noir


Me, woke: in spider noir’s universe he falls in love with a radio host he saved who looks suspiciously like John Mulaney

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JM:

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spider noir, tearing up, already thinking about the reception venue for their wedding: i

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JM upon meeting a talking pig who sounds suspiciously like him:

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it gets even better when you realize “JM” is just “MJ” reversed… he really is noir’s mary-jane

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Peter from Miles’ universe: Oh wow okay I understand if you have reservations but please stick around and let me train you I swear I’ll be the best mentor ever we’ll be a great team I’ll ease you in or hey we can just hang out listen do you–what’s your favorite ice cream I’ll get you ice cream– I’ve never met anyone like me before do you want to meet my wife–
Peter Miles actually gets: *trying to hold Miles off with a broom and an air horn like he’s a five-foot-tall raccoon infestation* Is there some sort of chant that will get rid of you. Bippity boppity fuck off